Tuesday, March 06, 2007

What I learned watching 24

The following things were learned between 5 p.m. and 6 p.m.

  • Cigar trimmers are dangerous, especially in the hands of Jack Bauer.
  • The sovereignty of foreign consulates is to Jack Bauer as packaging is to rats.
  • Need your power turned off or on? Call Chloe.
  • The Vice President has no f'n neck.
  • If the VP offers you Kool-Aid, politely refuse.
  • Cynthia McKinney Palmer's plot line was disappeared more efficiently than if the government had done it.
  • Fear the reaper, but don't trust the Biscuit.
  • Telling the Secret Service that you knew about a plot to kill POTUS is one thing; convincing them that you are innocent is another.
  • If you know about a plot to kill POTUS, it might be better to keep the tape over your mouth.
  • Yes, there was something between Mary Todd Logan and Red Foreman, and they make a cute couple.

UPDATE: Unnnamed sources say that while in Chinese prison, Jack was tortured with hours of Renaissance.

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