- Cigar trimmers are dangerous, especially in the hands of Jack Bauer.
- The sovereignty of foreign consulates is to Jack Bauer as packaging is to rats.
- Need your power turned off or on? Call Chloe.
- The Vice President has no f'n neck.
- If the VP offers you Kool-Aid, politely refuse.
- Cynthia McKinney Palmer's plot line was disappeared more efficiently than if the government had done it.
- Fear the reaper, but don't trust the Biscuit.
- Telling the Secret Service that you knew about a plot to kill POTUS is one thing; convincing them that you are innocent is another.
- If you know about a plot to kill POTUS, it might be better to keep the tape over your mouth.
- Yes, there was something between Mary Todd Logan and Red Foreman, and they make a cute couple.
UPDATE: Unnnamed sources say that while in Chinese prison, Jack was tortured with hours of Renaissance.
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