What I learned between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m.

1. Creepy Veep still has no neck.
2. If Roosevelt did just fine from a wheelchair, all Wayne Palmer needs is a shot of adrenaline.
3. The Biscuit gets to emcee the 25th Amendment hearing, but his nose doesn't whistle.
4. The Vote happens at 9:19 p.m.
5. It only takes nine minutes to forget that Jack is the star of the show.
6. Milo looks tough in his black t-shirt, but Doyle looks downright bad in a long-sleeve black tee.
7. Mole fever--you can't avoid it.
8. Ten minutes goes by quiely in 24 time.
9. No matter what the issue, it can always be resolved in under one hour.
10. 24 ... minutes. It took 24 minutes for them to show Jack!
11. Doyle has read the Quran, the Bible, the Upanishad. The techincal term for them is "data sets."
12. In 24 world, the National Security Advisor is a Cabinet-level position. In the real world, it is not.
13. When in doubt, commit perjury.
14. Culver City to Santa Monica, 10 minutes. Including parking.
15. In 24 world, nobody is on the Santa Monica pier at 9:40 p.m.
16. How many short-handed goals does Gradenko have?
17. 54 minutes: how long it took to see Chloe scowl.
18. Gradenko suffering under the pier: Best. Lighting. Ever.
19. heh heh...he said "federal agent" *drink*
20. Adrenaline is bad so don't do it m'kay?
21. Oh snap. Next week: there will be no pics of Kim during the liveblogging at Blogs4Bauer.

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